Oklahoma storm raises a knotty theological question

Here is more bullshit to make people believe that Ignorant-Stupid-Pagan people live in Oklahoma…

Hey Blitzer!  Eat shit you fucking moron !

May 27, 2013 08:51 PM EDT

The Washington Post

Monday, May 27, 3:51 PM

Alexandra Petri’s May 25 op-ed column, “God is in the details – and (almost) everywhere else, too,” reminded me of a prayer by Rod Flanders of TV’s “The Simpsons”: “Thank you for sending Lisa to protect us from the bug you sent.”

I imagine that, during the awkward pause in Wolf Blitzer’s interview with a woman who turned out to be an atheist, she was puzzling why a network news anchor was asking her the logical equivalent of “I guess you got to thank the (deity that just destroyed your town and killed innocent children), right?”

Perhaps that interview caused some of its viewers discomfort as they were left to ponder the difficult theological question of why the Lord chose to spare the atheist but destroyed a school containing innocent children and heroic teachers.

No worries: That discomfort could be quickly relieved by watching the rest of the interviewees correctly answer the question by thanking God for saving them from the EF-5 tornado He sent.

Eric Snow, Springfield


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